Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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