yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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