i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
the day after is always just damage control
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I think my moral compass just broke
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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