We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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