And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Terrible idea I love it
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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