I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
