WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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