i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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