You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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