did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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