He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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