she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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