I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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