Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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