Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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