Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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