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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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