i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Tell her she can't have a vagina
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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