we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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