You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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