So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
