so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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