Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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