I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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