I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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