maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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