Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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