The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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