How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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