hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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