Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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