Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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