Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Come on in and take your pants off
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