So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
