is wine microwaveable?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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