walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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