Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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