There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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