Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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