I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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