Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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