Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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