in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
How's work?
Spinning.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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