If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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