Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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