the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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