I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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