Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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