Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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