Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I cockslap morals
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
