doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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