Whod you bang
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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