Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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