Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Randomize
